Like all irresponsible youth, we at TrainBust occasionally binge–not on alcohol and stimulants (those are more of a constant) but election coverage. Despite our belief that a good citizen stays informed, we’ve delayed paying attention to the GOP primaries. Lucky for you, we’ve put together a short guide to the primaries, the candidates, and everything else you never wanted to know
Part messianic prophet, part awestruck child, Senator Ron Paul appeals to petulant teenagers and survivalist loonies everywhere
Bogeyman, Narcissist, Historian, Newt Gingrich is the republican hypocrite we’ve been complaining about since we were old enough to know better than to take candy from a stranger.
Teachers struggle to remain in contact with their students despite our fears of sexual assault
“Sir, my concern is not whether science is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on science’s side.”
In his book The Pun Also Rises, John Pollack constructs a brief, often entertaining, rarely enlightening history of the pun




